These exchanges between a bigot named Brendan Sullivan, and a heroic troll named Robert Graves, will be the best thing you read all day, I promise.
emotional range of a watercress sandwich is the most brutal and polite insult I’ve ever known
hahaha
(Source: rayinberkeley, via glyphhound)
I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK
ICH WEINE
The one about the dudes penis being stuck is like a poem
THESE TOOK ME LIKE TEN MINUTES TO GET THROUGH I WAS CRYING AT EACH ONE
this post is terrifyingly funny when your high.
homohotlips69
Holy shit I am dying from laughter
(Source: padfootvioletstilinski, via glyphhound)
